Let see what the excuse will be today: 1. Child one was sick; 2. Child two was sick; 3. Child one got into trouble at school; 4. Child two got into trouble at school; 5. Mother was sick; 6. Father was sick; 7. Brother did something stupid; 8. Sister did something stupid; 9. Ex-husband was sick; 10 Ex-husband did something stupid. You know what just hold up a number and I will fill in the excuse!

Dear CW, Thanks for sharing how you met your ex-husband, however my goal if I wanted to have a husband is not to chose one by party roulette aka he was the only one out of the five you remembered screwing that night! PS. please stop sharing!!!!

I divorced my husband for an office affair that lasted about two years. He and I were engaged for a while, but eventually I called it off. After living together, I later realized he had a bit more maturing to do. Sad thing is, I've yet to miss my ex-husband.

my abusive ex-husband showed up at my office this morning. Security stopped him, police were called the whole gamut. I was visibly shaken by the incident. Not one single person in the entire building asked me if I were ok.

I got a call today from a man that said he would like to set up a meeting with me to discuss my ex-husband. I guess he has applied for a federal job and they need to do a security clearance. I called the ex to see if this was legit and what it was about. He will not return my call. So frustrating. So I guess I won’t be meeting with this guy to discuss security clearance.

My boss has a personality like my abusive ex-husband. I HATE dealing with him.

Whenever I start feeling bad about my career, I look at my ex-husband's profile on LinkedIn. Then I feel better about myself.

I could not hate my job any more than I do today! >_< I want to look for work elsewhere but thanks to my divorce and that rat bastard ex-husband, I won't be finished paying to get away from him until May of 2011.

I don't want to hear about your problems. YOU are the reason you have so many problems. It's not your ex-husband or his "cunt" wife or your boyfriend or your neighbor across the street. It's all YOU!

At my last job, I was fired weeks after a new office manager started working there. I'd never been fired before. I was replaced with new office manager's, ex-husband's, boyfriend. Office manager's husband left her for man and that man got my job. Ex-husband and boyfriend also both live with her. Talk about f'kd up. Glad to be out of there. Can't imagine my ex husband and his boyfriend living with me. This is a REALLY big firm with a great reputation for what they do. If people only knew how f'kd up most of the owners and management are.