One April Fool's day, my husband called people and told them we were divorcing. They were not amused. We laughed our assess off though. It's a good thing we found each other with our twisted senses of humor!

I am turning over a new leaf and asking the same of my women friends: no more complaining about something you can control: husband a drain? Work on it or move on. Kid staying home from school with "stomach" pains year after year? See a gastro or shut up.

I HATE listening to my husband eat salad. Totally grosses me out.

My DH gets more into the PBS Kids shows than my DS. It's really bad when your have to snap your husband back into reality when he's engrossed in Dinosaur Train. I'm married to a child lol.

I co-chaired a charity event this past weekend and was gone for 9 or 10 hours from my 1.5 yo daughter. This is the longest time I have been away from her. As much fun as I had, I missed her and my husband terribly since he also doesn't get much time off. This is so opposite of how I used to think I would feel when I was super independant. Funny how you find out little things about yourself, even after all these years.

I am so very tired of my childless, 10yrs younger SIL telling me she knows better than I do what's best for my children. My kids are clean,healthy, smart,loved, and happy. I've managed, along with my husband, to keep our four kids, ages 9-6m, plus three pets, alive and well. I think we know what we are doing.

I must have PMS because my husband can't take a breath without getting on my last nerve

If woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it. Happy Monday everyone.

I pray that Susan Powell now has her boys in her arms.. Her husband is truly the scum of the earth. RIP sweet boys.

I don't get how women get into relationships where their life is dictated by a man. My husband of 30 years asked me to move in with him. I was insulted. I told that if I was good enough to live with, then I was good enough to marry. His choice.Four years later we wanted kids but he worked seasonal jobs. I told him to get a dependable full time job or no babies. 26 years and 3 kids later, the man is still working a full times job. I worked too and did my share but He knows "don't pull any crap with me" cause I am his equal in every way and deserve the same respect that he does. I love that man.