i wanted a simple ring with a sapphire as the center stone... $300.00 max! but he went out and bought a $5000 ring, its beautiful but ive all ready lost and found it 3 times, i kind of wish we would have gotten tatoos instead, cant lose those LOL

i get along better with his family than mine...

Why oh why did I start drinking this early? I wont be able to concentrate on LOST tonight! Dag nab it!!!!

Just found out my friends 5 y/olds bday party is today and I didnt get an invitation. My daughter and her son are only 2 weeks apart. I feel so sad. Totally makes me re-evaluate friendships.

I need to lower my expectations with my friends. I need to let things roll off my back easier. I am the only person who can make ME happy!

my husband is freakin awesome!!! he bought me an early mothers day gift... not cheesy flowers that die in 3 days, not candies i'll eat in 20 minutes. he bought me Rockband!!!! honestly... its the best gift he couldve given me, he actually listened towhat i wanted.

I just went to the shoppette, walked up there with me kids to get us some icees and a bottle of wine for this evening. (had my backpack since we walked) as i got up to the register the mgr walked up and the the cashier said "i didnt call you" the guy was just looking at me. i figure he was making sure i dodnt steal anything. im actually pissed. i felt violated, he could have looked at me from afar. i just feel so, idk, "watched". how would you feel? i understand he was looking out for his store, but he could have been less obvious.

I really dont ever remember my mom playing with me when i was a kids, for that fact did she ever really help me with my schoolwork either (HS dropout). i wonder if im just remembering what i want to remember? mom and dad divorced when i was three and she had to work. im fortunate to be able to stay home with my kids but God, they get on my nerves. a 4 yo and 3 yo twins. i hope they remember good things about me when they are my age.

Wish my ankelbiters were old enough to appreciate the Shepards Pie I just made. OMG!!! It was sooo good. My 4 y/o actualy threw up cause she hates the texture of mashed potatoes. Poor sweetie. Glad gag reflexes arent bad in this house.

I love it when my kids up come up to me and say,"Can I have a drink or is that Mama Juice" cracks me up every time!

Raw cukes, raw tomatoes, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, pork chops... everyone ate everything and said "Thank you, Mom for a great dinner" EVERYONE gets dessert. They always say thank you but they dont always eat it. Woo hoo!

my daughter ate a magnet and i have to go thru her poo to find it everyday, also we went to Goodwill to find some bargins... one of the two gave me pink eye. i was crazy careful going thru her poo and closed the lid when i flushed. why am i thinking it was the good will. pink eye sucks!!!

i dont floss my kids teeth.

im happy my husband stays at home playing WOW, at least I know he doesnt go to tittie bars or gets drunk... hes right here with me and I love him for that, while i am reading truu confessions, of course!!! LMAO!!!

I love sex...

ok, here goes... i cant confess this to my friends so i'll confess it to you. and this is totally serious! I love giving blow jobs to my hubs!!!!! i get so turned on when im going down i could almost explode. I love love it love it love it!!!! and i think im good at it cause in the middle of it he says he needs a minute to rest... that makes me feel so good after 10 years of being together!

I get frustrated at my kids so easily, (touchy subject) I dont fist up and hit them, I dont slap them in the face. but i do spank them with their diaper on, never bare butt, i do grab them sternly by their arm if need be. but sometimes i just get so mad, i guess if i think i should go to a parenting class or anger management I probably need it. how do you deal? 3 kids 4 and under, i love them with all my heart of course, but being at home with them all day gets so frustrating! how many times do i need to tell my 2 y/o twins dont go in the kitchen, dont reach in the drawer, dont break the gate!