Just because someone brings a newborn baby to church and I hold it doesn't mean that I need to have another baby. I will be 40 years old this year, I work long hours as a waitress and I just started going to school to be a nurse so that my husband and I wouldn't have to financially struggle anymore. We have a daughter who will be 16 this year so it's not like we've never had kids. Seriously, people, the decision to have more children is a very personal one and while it may be the right decision for some, it is not right for others.

Sorry, DH, I don't understand how you can watch pornography one night, then have a tear running out of the corner of your eye while singing "How Great Thou Art" at church the next day.

Restaurant managers, do not tell these waitresses to make their tables understand when you are constantly running out of food or making tables wait 25 or more minutes for their orders. Many of these waitresses are the primary wage earners in their families. It's their livelihoods you're messing with here.

DH, stop blaming me for things I have no control over, like that car that pulled out in front of you Saturday afternoon. Also, you go to church and pretend to be oh so holy and godly, yet you come home and watch pornography.

DH, you know, the more I think about it, the more I think you need to be the one to go online and pick out a hotel room for when we go to Gulf Shores. If the room you pick out isn't perfect nobody will complain or make snide remarks. If the one I pick out isn't perfect, you will make me feel like the worst person on earth.

Dear MIL, Stop judging others for their imperfections. You are a woman who is in her fourth marriage; your third husband was wonderful to you, yet wouldn't even cook for him even though he worked full time and you were a stay at home wife. Sometimes I think you find faults as if there is a reward for it.