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My guy made me cinnamon buns today as a treat. I made the mistake of eating two... they were sooo good! Then later we were snuggling and I felt kinda frisky and he thought it would be funny to grab my TINY little roll on my tummy and say, "Oh I think I found your cinnamon buns." Lets just say that killed my buzz and his penis went unsucked. A-hole.
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sharemyfitnesspal app is rocking my world. SO much easier to keep track of everything. And I found out that a girl I work with uses it too! YAY FOR DIET/WORKOUT BUDDIES!!
MY leg muscles are sooooo sore.. Not from working out though... *sly grin*
I am totally having a fat day... ugh.
thank you mother nature for the lovely monthly gift you brought for me on this day... my birthday... oh and also for the mind numbing cramps and nausea. Best birthday gift ever... fml.
My dad knows I am pissed at him, and him coming and bugging me with noogies and such does not make me forget about how he acted. Men are tools.
I may be joining the bride section soon. We went and tried out rings and pretty much decided on the one. Now I have to wait til he asks... so exciting!
Good God! The janitor cleaning the main floor of the Hotel where I work need to invest in some strong deodorant... PEE YEUW!!
frik if that creepy CW of mine sneaks up on me again with his oogling eyes and voice *shudder* ugh... im gonna cuss him out.
so apparently the two chefs that work at the hotel where i work up and quit yesterday with no notice... and now my boss is being a total hoebag to everyone cause shes so stressed out and the owner is in mexico... aghhh!!!
My boss has a serious case of periodontal disease... the smell of his breath is enough to make me literally gag a little.. hopefully he doesn't notice how i turn my face away when he speaks to me.... GROSS!
Tomorrow the newspaper may have a front page reading: "Tiny blonde woman murders boss." I wouldn't actually do that but I really hate him... time to quit.
In the beginning is was awesome. Sex every day almost. I haven't changed in appearance, but now I have to try so hard to even get him to fool around, let alone have sex. 4 times a months doesnt cut it for me... What is wrong? We used to have such heat! Is this what intimacy brings?
UGH! What a way to start the day. I get to work and promptly spill my coffee EVERYWHERE, then I realize my period chose that moment to show up too... 2 days early. FML... please don't be an indication of what today will be like.
Had the weirdest sex dream this week. Normal sexy time with the bf at first, then his friend comes into the room and joins in on the fun. Now I cannot even look at the friend without cracking a grin.. Damn you brain! I wasn't even really sexually attracted to the friend before this. Now I look at him and think, "oh la la!" haha
This joke is too good to not pass on to all you lovely people on here.
A husband comes out of the bathroom naked and gets into bed with his wife. The wife gives him an evil look and says "Not tonight, I have a headache."
The husband smiles and says, "Perfect! I've just been in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository."
