Sometimes my vagina feels like a clown car.

My DS told me that he is going to live with me forever and when I die he is going to live in my house. At least he has goals!

I am sorry but it is not an excuse to be a lazy a$$ just because you are pregnant! Get over it! You can still function and do things like normal people. You are like watching teen mom

My little man is home sick today. He has a fever and was mad at me because I wouldn't let him go to school. I love that he loves school. He is 4

I am getting my doctorate and I have yet to actually read a book in my classes. I have straight A's and I have written every paper on company time.

This kid comes into my office 5-10 times a day to tell me about his problems. I am your boss not your psychiatrist! I don't care about your life with your ex gf and baby mama drama and stop texting me on the weekends. It's hard enough to see you every day during the week. I am sure he played in band.

I love that I am a powerful, successful, independent woman with her doctorate (in a man's job)!

I love how my PT employees complain about their lives being complicated. They do too much going to school and working while living in my parent's basement....blah blah blah I work full time, go to school, have two kids and my own house...now I have to pretend I care about your problems too!

Sometimes I have the kids make snow cones so the hubby and I can have wild sex and they can't hear it.

All weekend we made love like rabbits. My vagina feels like a clow car with all that cuming and going! Love waking up next to you!

I love that you have the sexist body alive. You turn me on so much and I can't wait to go home to you tonight!

Baby, I need you to ride me all night long tonight.

The first time the DFH and I had sex it took me 20 minutes to take all his gear off. He talked to me for hours afterwards and still does! I love how hot we are together!