Until you start doing more, stop bitching about wanting to get paid more. That ain't how it works.

Next time you want me to train someone, please get me someone who reads directions thoroughly. I could have done it myself 15 times by now instead of trying to rely on this 'help' you've given me.

And she's reading the newspaper out loud to us again. Have you no work to do????

You seriously just asked me a question in the bathroom. Can I really not even go to the bathroom without being bombarded. Fucking WAIT and send me an e-mail or call!!!

Even Pandora can't help me with this day...

One of my CWs just strolled in while everyone was making bets on how late he was going to be today. :-)

My co-irker left her car running in the parking lot yesterday for 2 HOURS! Why, you ask? Because she forgot to turn it off.

I have to meet a co-worker at a job site Friday, and I just texted her with the details. She replied "K, CYA!" I know she means "OK, I'll see you!" but I read it "OK, cover your a$$!" which with her, is very appropriate. I WILL watch every detail to make sure she doesn't mess up something purposefully so she can pin it on me.

4 out of 12 of my co-workers are the type who will sabotage other people's work thinking they will look better and get ahead. We get lectured on 'teamwork' at every weekly meeting, but no one works with any of them unless there is no choice. management pretends cluelessness.

Mentally giving myself permission to quit as soon as something else comes open has made my life so much better. I finally gave up the fight to have a good attitude and ironically I'm a lot happier.